- the embarrassment photoshoot October 2025
no logos. no fuss. good vibes only.
simple. panda is a clothing brand based in Norfolk providing premium garments with a playful twist.
we don't do logos - just clothes that name themselves.
you don't need fancy badges to grab attention, just the confidence of feeling good and looking good.
the iconic t-shirt.
your everyday essential t-shirt.
key highlights:
- 240 GSM, heavyweight
- relaxed fit
- wide colour range
- pre-shrunk, colour never fades
once you get one - you'll never look back.
- Liam and Luke, founders of simple. panda.
leaders of the embarrassment.
"everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler" - Albert Einstein
obsessed about quality
crazy about community
mad about pandas
sounds like you? join the fun
the essential hoodie.
the showstopper waffle hoodie.
key highlights:
- 320 GSM
- standard fit
- waffle knit hood
- metal tipped drawstrings
the perfect grab and go garment.
- John Ruddy, Newcastle United goalkeeper.
premier quality for premier league.
we don't want to boop our own nose, but when your garments are approved by players of the premier league, you can't help but feel special.
because our garments are designed for everyone and anyone, you can feel confident knowing that what you're wearing is going to be good.
think you could wear it better than John? see if our ambassador programme is for you.
the luxurious sweatshirt.
snug sweatshirts you won't take off.
key highlights:
- 320 GSM
- relaxed fit
- fleeced lining
- wide cuffed
you don't know the meaning of comfort till now.
Let customers speak for us
Tom Arger
Absolutely perfect! Quality is insane, the feel and fit incredible! Would 1000% recommend to anyone! Now… what colour to choose next?
Roxy Love
I love my hoodie, fantastic quality, fit an style. the colour is stunnng too. hoping you'll do a lilac/mauve one too. highly recommend.
Anonymous
Brilliant clothing brand! Top Quality product. Very happy 👏
STEWART BROWN
A high quality and stylish product - I would strongly recommend to potential buyers.
Ali Hodder
Soft, thick and comfortable to wear. Perfect colour to go with everything. Highly recommended.
Jake N
The t-shirt is excellent. Love the colour, fit and quality. Will be buying more in the future!
Richard Lewis
the quality of this hoodie is the best I’ve ever had. Premium feel and worth the price
Robert Thomson
Just received hoodie and have used to day nice material, and well made and is very warm !! I ordered a xxl as advised and fits spot on I would recommend 👍
Anonymous
I absolutely LOVE my sweatshirt! I am indecisive about what I wear but sweatshirt always makes it an easy option for me, but it’s also great because the material doesn’t show any signs of wear and tear, no matter how much I wear it! Such good quality for the price!
